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Shopping at The Big Box is an experience like no other. \u00a0From clothing to drain cleaner, infant toys to firearms<\/a>, fresh vegetables to rodent control<\/a>, we stock everything you don\u2019t need at prices you can\u2019t afford to pass up. \u00a0Our underpaid workers stock our pallet racks 24 hours a day with products from exotic locations around the globe, where the leaders of tomorrow<\/a> toil endlessly crafting the plastic crap that fills our shelves.<\/p>\n

We could talk about our low, low prices, or our high, high racking, but we won\u2019t bother. \u00a0We could talk about how many acres our parking lot covers or how many local stores we\u2019ve driven out of business, but you already know that. \u00a0We could talk about how little we pay our workers all over the world, or how terribly we treat them, but most of you probably work for us and know this already. \u00a0So let\u2019s cut to the chase and just remind you to buy lots of our stuff, spend all your money in our stores, and be a good little American consumer. \u00a0You\u2019re welcome!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shopping at The Big Box is an experience like no other. \u00a0From clothing to drain cleaner, infant toys to firearms, fresh vegetables to rodent control, we stock everything you don\u2019t need at prices you can\u2019t afford to pass up. \u00a0Our underpaid workers stock our pallet racks 24 hours a day with products from exotic locations […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-4","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8pNBa-4","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":62,"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/4\/revisions\/62"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.big-box.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}